THIS YEARS MYSTERIES
January 1st 2010:
Good job we don't know what's in store from day today - it used to be exciting not knowing, but these days I wake up apprehensive worrying what else we have to over come. Thank God my dear young friend Nick Gilbert came over on New Years eve to pick up all the dahlias grown at Little Wisley last year - that is except for the best of the 2009 seedlings, but might I stress - out of the eighty possible new arrivals I'll let him grow on at least thirty of them at his nursery in Romsey. He's a great bloke, and there's always a treat for Irene - this time by way of a Cyclamen - snow white it was, and it delighted her. I did mention I'd have to revue how we'd manage any seedlings I save this year, and he wasn't at all phased when I suggested he might have to take the lot, and let me have a cutting of each to grow on. That way I keep them safe, and still get a chance to grow them on for a second year to see what they are made of. It would be perfect if you could assess each potential new variety at the seedling stage, but it's practically impossible as I've said before. If you're listening Help For Heroes he didn't bring his cheque book and pen, but he assured me he'd be over very soon when he's collated how many dahlias of mine have been sold. Perhaps I should advertise the fact that my share of any dahlias sold while our troops are in Afghanistan, and Iraq will go to Help For Heroes - it might ensure more tickets get sold?
January 29th:
Okay I no I'm late - but I've been a busy man Louis - seriously I have tried desperately to update this blog before the month, but you're not in my shoes, or you'd know. I'm not complaining the girl's to precious, but come on if you've ever tackle dementia, it's like running the 400 yards with one leg, or at least with the two of them strapped together. The only reason for jumping in here at this moment of course is the dahlias, and a new one to me called Extase. Not a very original name as I'd have thought the correct spelling would suffice, but hey the guys Dutch bless him. Any way like the usual fool I bought it on the strength of it being a dwarf - guess what it isn't. Sounds typical of me doesn't it?
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Clipped petals, and all, and they've done the old trick of adding lots more flowers than the variety can do naturally, but come on that's marketing skill isn't it? Hold your horses on this variety - I'm told by none other than Jack Gott that he's tried it - might have known, and it is not good enough to breed with - not his exact words , but good enough to warn you all. 8th February: There is nothing more invigorating than a couple of hours digging with a long handle fork - it fair brings to life the sleepy ol' chest muscles, and prevents any further development of man boobs. Women of all ages seem to think this expression is hilarious.
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When I said this long handled fork - it is not of the continental kind, but was the result of a ladies border fork being warn down over the years, and then attaching it to a long ash handle. Mind you my niece a Miss Janice Lake has promised to acquire a real continently one from France on her next trip. She, and her brother Graham bought a series of buildings from a French farmer, and developed them into four very nice Gite's in the marvellous Loire Valley area. I remember when we went for a working holiday - some years back how very dark it was at night - you could hardly see your hand in front of your face - bit like going in to a mine.
Before I started digging I'd got breakfast over with, made the bed, prepared the evening meal, well the spuds, and Broccoli, the rest was in a large saucepan in the fridge and consisted of a very nice lamb stew that I'd cooked while seeing to our Sunday dinner. It definitely adds to the taste if cooked the day before. I'd left Irene washing, and had told her exactly where I'd be when she'd finish, and made herself presentable. That's a wonderful term, and I suppose very old fashion with today's standards. Our younger generation would probably say Have a good scrub up, and put on the slap?
I'd just about finished the last bit of digging when I saw this little face appear at the lower part of the kitchen window, and realised just how much the Osteoporosis had reduced Irene's height. I waved to reassure her, but then thought a wave was not enough. So I walked up to the kitchen, and spoke to her through the glass telling her I wouldn't be long now. Before going in doors I had a peep in the greenhouse at the various tubers that had already started - spraying those that still had dry growth buds - hoping to encourage them to start. It always surprises me that no matter how much I try I can never get a full box of different varieties to start at the same time. It would make life so much more convenient if they did - then you could lift them off the heat, and replace them with a dormant set. More thought must go into keeping each in its own container.
February 15th:
Hey don't laugh ol' Stocky's trying to set up a annual calendar - that uses thirteen dahlias to drum up dosh for charities - don't worry about the number thirteen we were married on the thirteenth, and everything we ever did together turned out okay - even dementia. You have know idea how complicated it is to know the ins, and out's of the legal way to do things. Fortunately I'm hooked up to a very nice guy who knows a thing or four, about the little wrinkles involved doing charitable things - shouldn't say anything really cos he's the real McCoy - knows all about what you can do, and can't do regards charities. Funny thing was - I think I got off on the wrong foot first off you know me, but now I've spoken to the fella on the phone I think we're best buddies. After all if it's true and we're only here once, I'm running out of time in this helping others lark. I practically certain I've picked the best thirteen charities. Wanna know more? Thought so - Well here's the set up, and by all means butt in if you smell something less than Kosher.
Below is the email I sent to the thirteen charities concerned.
Okay because of the time it takes to do single functions, or garden open days - these have become few and far between, but as there is still time to do the breeding I can't let this go to waste. You get the picture - so perhaps you could help me find out if it is worthwhile carrying out my splendid idea?
Obviously a calendar is needed, but no ordinary calendar. It is ordinary in the fact it has thirteen pages like many others, but unusual because each page supports a different charity.
Imagine thirteen different dahlia photographs each being a new seedling. Each has a title, but not a name. Now also imagine each charity advertises that these dahlia need a name, and all the charitable people among you have to do is to try and secure a love ones name for that dahlia, and all for the price of a small gold coin. You not only have a very nice calendar, but also thirteen satisfied charities. Because at the end of the day the money from the sale of the calendars is divided by thirteen as well, and with the revenue of each separate page from what we will call a lottery adds to the total. At the end of each year the winning names are picked, and the dahlias are christened. These will go to two nurseries for sale to the general public, however until our troops are pulled out of Afghanistan, and Iraq my part of this money will go to another charity called Help For Heroes.
To recap - thirteen pages all with a different charity dahlias on them - we'll toss up for the one on the front cover. Down the right hand side of each inner page will be details of how to look after your dahlias for that month - and be accompanied by its charity dahlia. All to be named by the public for the small price of a one pound coin.
I am trying to get Sainsbury's to pay for the printing costs of my first 2011 calendar.
February 16th:
While reading through what I wrote yesterday I had another brilliant idea regards the calendar. You thought I was going to say, "I had a senior moment didn't you" Well when you're this age you're allowed so many senior moments each month before it matters.
What if the calendar was on the Internet? Okay we'd loose the revenue that an actual calendar would bring in, but it would make it far easy to set up the lottery side - because each charity could have a copy of it on their site. When each month of the year is displayed so would the lottery dahlia?
While heating Irene's milk for her Weetabix another portion of this idea popped into my head - why can't we give this calendar away as a screen saver as well? If I'd have had the schooling I might have made another Einstein - don't you think? It didn't stop there - I wonder who's working me? If this is done on the charities sites I won't be collecting any money, and therefore don't have to worry about anything regards what I can, and can't do. I must check with my expert David Leighton here in Bournemouth first though. Surely if all I'm doing is producing dahlias whether for someone else to sell, or to use on a calendar that is also a lottery - I can't be accused of making any money if I'm not involved?
February 17th:
Every part of my spare time has been taken up with sorting this charity calendar out. After being answered by many of the emails I sent out - one being from the Charity Commission confirmed all that my local charity adviser told me - although it had much more content in it - well it would have it was from head office, but I could tell David Leighton was on the ball about ever thing he'd told me. By the way I also heard from Sainsbury's, and just as I thought all money for 2011 had been spent. I didn't realise how much money they gave away - all set against tax I shouldn't wonder, but none the more a healthy gesture.
I've really come to the stage when I can present my final conclusion of the charity calendar to the first of the thirteen, and also the main people to confirm how I see it - the Charity Commission - here's hoping I've listened, and digested all I've been told.
We'll do it on the page, and see how we get on, and then send them a link.
To the Osteoporosis Society, and the Charity Commission.
Hi,
You remember a few days ago I sent you a rough idea for a yearly calendar starting in the year 2011? Well after much thought, and a few sleepless nights I believe I've come up with a solution.
As you already know the calendar will have a charity on each one of its monthly pages - plus the front cover which has a different format in that it has no text other than advertising its charity, and how to contact them regards the lottery dahlia. It is self explanatory really, but I'll explain to make matters easy. The page I've completed is the one concerning January, and the National Osteoporosis Society, but so far I haven't told you the vital change I've made to make it workable, not only me, but the thirteen charities involved.............We do the whole Shebang on the Internet.
I'm sure in my mind that this will save anyone getting involved other than charities I've chosen - all I have to do is send them all a copy of the calendar each year - and they get their web master to paste it on to their sites?
Now using the Internet to advertise its purpose not only does away with the cost of the printing, but the revenue it would make by selling it - however I'm told by various sources that some times calendars make a lost. Oh, and one other thing the dahlia depicted on the January page is a 2009 seedling, and was only picked to suit the charity on this page - it already has a name after the French Painter Monet. The ones I'll use for 2011 have yet to be sown, and I'm expecting some beauties.
Now to show you my attempt of the 2011 Charity Dahlia Calendar.
February 18th:
Those who know me have always known I'm no scholar - yet I feel confident since trying to cook with the meat I buy that I could make a beef stew without beef if I used beef extract. The majority of animal flesh I use ends up in the bin. Even fish seems to be void of any natural flavour that I knew as a kid. I'm going to have a go at crepes tomorrow evening with a filling of smoke salmon, and broccoli on the side. They are a French style pancake - though far thinner than the ones we are used to.
February 20th:
I pray I hear from the Osteoporosis Society, and the Charity Commission on Monday because the longer they take the longer the anxiety whether or not I can hold a lottery on my web site, and also on the thirteen charities sites involved. If it comes off I plan to add more charities to the yearly seedling campaign. I can't see there is anything illegal, surely if the public want to give to charity, and also gain a nice dahlia for a love one there's nothing to stop it - it would be named either in their memory, or because they love them, surely it can't breach any rules. You'll notice I've done a bit more work on the page allotted to what I call the lucky thirteen. Anyone finding a hyper link that doesn't work please email me.
A hyper link is what takes the click from my web site to the charity of your choice.
February 21st:
I've just sent an email to The Lotteries Council, and I'm pretty certain I have been wasting my time for well over four weeks - you see every step is like being burdened with a ton weight on each leg, or like treading in treacle to achieve what you intended. You see to form a lottery you have to join the Lottery Council, and like ever Quango that was ever invented they want their pound of flesh. The annual Membership Subscription currently stands at £175, and there is an additional entrance fee of £25 payable on joining for the first time, or after a period of absence - sorry charities I'm beginning to give up.
Anyone who can help me use my new dahlias to help charities without it giving me any work to do please get in touch I've had it.
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March 4th: Garden Princess is something I picked up in Wilkinson's - they've used the ol' trick of cutting a good bunch of flowers - taking a photo of them in the vase, and then placing that on the plastic bag containing the tuber. As I already had Park Princess and I was buying in Matilda Huston - this one will complete the threesome? That way I've got all the primary colours within that little pool. Because Park Princess has the pink to white, this new one has the yellow through to red, and Matilda Huston has the purple through to that all important blue. I don't expect I'll use them in the garden this year until I've had a chance to assess their worth, so these will most probably live the first year with me in pots. I guess Jack might tell me he's used it, and it's rubbish. but you've got to start somewhere. |
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March 10th:
I've thought about what I said a few days ago, and decided I'm not giving up on my splendid idea - even if I have to take it to the House of Lords. (I'd have to look that one up) I think the phone call I had yesterday revived my flagging heart - it was from the Breakthrough Breast Cancer a charity I was involved with in a small way a few years ago. Nice young lady who had obviously had a good deco at the web site because she mention she was also from Essex - you can't beat an Essex girl. Anyway I've tried a different tack now, and emailed the Citizen's Advice and I know that won't cost me a bean. Wanna see the email thought you would.
Quango. noun (plural Quangos) An administrative body with financial support from, and senior appointments made by the government , but not controlled by it.
From the initials of ( quasi- autoautonomous non- governmental organization)
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Ten Outa Ten. |