ATTENTION NURSING HOMES AND CARE HOMES
In order to help make nursing homes, and care homes a delight for relatives to visit, the premises brighter for the dedicated staff to work in, and the unfortunate people who for one reason or other have to be cared in such places to live in, I'm giving away fifteen mixed dahlia plants to the first six applicants. They will be accompanied with an easy guide of how to look after them. All the proprietors have to do is to dig over the sight where they are to grow during the winter months, and follow the cultural instructions. I suggest the best place is by the front entrance to greet everyone who calls, and as long as they get at least five hours sun a day you will be rewarded with masses of flowers until the frost. The dahlia is the most colourful immigrant we have and it has the ability to brighten up the dullest corner. So apply for your free plants for 2009 as soon as you like, and I'll see you get your collection, but remember it is on a first come first served basis. The only cost to you is the postage, and of course a few pounds for compost, pots, stout canes, fertilizer, and slug bait. Brighten up your life and everyone else's by growing the King of the hybrids which is easily the finest plant to make life more colourful.
Ken Stock.